8/18/2023 0 Comments Carla juri nsfw![]() Here she formulates the plan to bring her parents back together over her sickbed – what could possibly go wrong? One day Helen suffers a shaving injury that exacerbates her hemorrhoids issue and she has the option to either bleed all over her classroom or take herself to the hospital luckily she chooses the latter. She’s obviously deeply depressed and following the birth of her second child, Toni ( Ludger Bökelmann), things don’t look any better. Helen’s father ( Axel Milberg) is largely absent and sometimes hurts her without even registering it, while her mother ( Meret Becker) comes across as a bit of cold fish, one who’s turned to Christianity and a round of douchey boyfriends since the divorce. We’re given lots of flashbacks that show Helen as a youngster, which act to give us a painful insight into the breakdown of her parent’s marriage. Funnily enough, neither parent is really up for this arrangement, so it looks set to remain firmly in her fantasies. Like so badly that she’s got a plan to force them to live together miserably in the same bed until they die, chained together like prisoners. “Billy Elliot, you’ve sure grown up!”īut what Helen wants more than sexy sex is for her parents to get back together. There are scenes involving root vegetables (that GO BACK IN THE FRIDGE!), a brothel, lesbian undertones (and overtones), casual wanks in the park the list goes on and on. ![]() Perhaps I’m over thinking it but I’m sure that’s a comment on our protagonist.Īnywhoo. Though, despite the graphic nature of the film and its content, looking back I don’t remember that much full sex and I think that’s quite telling. I’m going to try to avoid bullet-pointing every sexual act one by one because I don’t want this review to read like a list, but there’s plenty to be had here, something for everybody if you will. She’s probably right there, we ain’t nothing but animals after all. This doesn’t scare away the boys quite the opposite in fact, Helen believes her personal aroma attracts potential mates. Reluctant to wash very often, she’s not afraid to recycle the same pair of knickers for who knows how long. Helen immediately reveals herself to be a game girl with her own strong attitude towards sexuality and her own body. This looks like my first hostel in Vancouver It’s the kind of place people are regularly murdered but this doesn’t bother our heroine, who’s only there for the momentary relief offered by a tube of Anusol (or Germany’s version). We open with Helen walking barefoot into a public toilet that makes the loo in Trainspotting look like Mariah Carey’s en suite. She also has hemorrhoids which presents its own challenges. Having to present your butt hole for inspection before bed every night as a child must surely take its toll. Considering her mother’s OTT attitude to orifice cleanliness this is hardly surprising. Helen is 18 years old, sexually ‘creative’ and a little lax in the hygiene department. Underneath all the masturbation, dirty underwear and anal fixation lies a heart. My Review: You know she’s eccentric ‘cos she’s got a skateboard IMDB Synopsis: The adventures of an eccentric girl who has strange attitudes towards hygiene and sexuality longs for the reunion of her divorced parents. Stars: Carla Juri, Christoph Letkowski, Marlen Kruse This week was my choice and we’re still in international waters, with a critically-acclaimed (?) German film.Īs always *spoilers!* – also, let’s slap a little *NSFW* on here too, so you’re under no illusion. I should say here if you don’t want to hear sexual talk from me then you should probably skip this post altogether as it’s going to be very hard not to sound crude whilst reviewing a very graphic film indeed. This movie transcends its mere shock value to an authentic subversive work that will claim a cult status rather sooner than later.After a week’s break, Jillian and I are back with a bang. While doing this, the movie tells the story of a girl in puberty and her desperate need for attention since her parents don't give her any. Stuff that we usually accept as extremely private and even embarrassing is brought to the center of the stage. On the other hand, I'm just too fascinated with the (sick) way David Wnendt dares to confront us with what we all know and have. We not only get to hear a lot about intuitively nasty stuff (feces, sperm, urine, sweat, vaginal discharge, snot, anal blood.), we also see a lot of it. An atmosphere that'll amuse the punk in every one of us, but nauseate our affinity with common decency. If you think you've seen it all, then I suggest you watch this movie. It might be 'cause I'm gay and have no affinity whatsoever with the female body, its smells, its peculiarities and its specific organic functions. It disgusted me more than, say, The Human Centipede II. This is probably the most raunchy picture I've seen all year.
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